O-B-A-M-A = Smiling, Smiling, Smiling, Mid-Speech, Smiling Obamas

There's an Obama Font. Barack's faces up there - yeah, they spell out "OBAMA" in Obama Language. I wonder if the CIA will start using this as some sort of patriotic, hard-to-crack code. Hopefully not, now that I've spilled the beans.
Get your Obama Font Here.

Poladroid Android

Something inside of me died when I heard the sad news that Polaroid was discontinuing its Instant Camera. Long before the days of the sleek, pocket-sized digital cameras we shoot with now, the insta-camera was the only one that let us see our pictures within a few short minutes - it was a little bit of magic back then. And of course, there was the shaking...shake shake shake...and the way that the image just kinda crept up on the film before your eyes...aaaah, memories.
Unfortunately, the Polaroid days of yesteryear are gone and all we're left with are our teeny-tiny megapixel machines. I know, it's sad. But look what I found!!!! It's called Poladroid, and it's the next-best-thing. Download it and start retro-izing your iPhoto libraries today! Just don't shake your computers too much...trust me, it doesn't speed up the process and it just upsets MacBooks...I tried it.

This Is Awesome!

It was only a matter of time...I introduce to you the ganja infused facebook - www.facebake.com
(cue the 2001 A Space Odyssey music)

P.S. At log-in, the site will automatically save your i.d. and password if you click on a link titled "I'm Probably Going To Forget This" - Genius.

Poopovers

Send Popovers as Gifts

Click here to send fresh popovers from Popover Cafe to your friends via Tigerbow. Absolutely no physical address required!

I saw the add above while perusing Facebook tonight...I have 2 issues with it...
First of all, that "popover" looks more like a "poopover". Whoever came up with this stroke of advertising genius should be fired - immediately.
Second of all, how exactly can I order one of these doodyball delights for my friends without providing anyone with an actual physical address? Yet another brilliant idea in action from the executatives at the Feces Food Factory (gag)!
Has the world gone mad??

Breaking Happy News

Someone Get Sam Jackson On The Mutha-F*ckin Phone!

I'm surprised New Line Cinema hasn't slapped this guy with a fat lawsuit yet...he totttallly ripped off their movie!
In 2006 we were exposed to and caught Snakes On A Plane fever. In 2009 some douchebag in Australia seems to still be suffering from a really acute case of it. An unnamed 24 year old tried to smuggle a bag full of snakes and lizards onto a flight from Australia to Thailand this past weekend.
But, in an unscripted turn of events, he got caught before he even made it to the plane...idiot put the reptile-filled bag through the XRay machine! C'mon! It would have been so much more entertaining if he went airborne. Someone get the manager, I want my $12 back!
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot this isn't the movie starring Sam Jackson, this is real life stupidity.

Little Nutjob

I'm torn. Half of me wants to give this kid a fresh one right across his little rosy cheek and the other half wants to embrace him in a big bear hug and give him an affectionate noogie.
While creeping me out and making me feel mildly concerned, he also gained my respect for at least being the most articulate conservative I've heard for a while...oh yeah, he's 13.
T.G.I.F., have a drink - relax - it's the weekend!

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Click the icon below and see if you can hear the high-pitched, obscenely annoying sound that comes leaking out of your computer speakers.
Apparently it can only be audibly detected by people younger than 25...but I heard it and I didn't appreciate it.
What I did appreciate though was that I can still hear things that only the young are supposed to hear!
FAR OUT!

Created by Train Horn

Slap the Butcha!

Everyone's favorite Triple Threat - Mr. G!
Let the LOL's and ROTFL's begin!

Candy is Dandy...

This kid would totally be my idol if he hadn't got slapped with 2 counts of felony...

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio - An Ohio teenager allegedly tried to pull off a sweet deal by ordering more than $37,000 of candy online and charging the bill to his former high school.

Police say the 18-year-old used a Middletown High School purchasing number to place orders for thousands of lollipops and candy bars from Michigan-based The Goodies Factory. It wasn't clear how he accessed the number.

Even though I know that theft is "wrong" I can't help but smile when the stolen objects of desire can melt in your mouth.
Yay for Candy!