Little Nutjob

I'm torn. Half of me wants to give this kid a fresh one right across his little rosy cheek and the other half wants to embrace him in a big bear hug and give him an affectionate noogie.
While creeping me out and making me feel mildly concerned, he also gained my respect for at least being the most articulate conservative I've heard for a while...oh yeah, he's 13.
T.G.I.F., have a drink - relax - it's the weekend!

Eat Like An Eagle

Fantastic! The Kid's back...and digging into Eric Ripert at Le Bernardin.
David Fishman is a 12 year old aspiring food critic and a fellow Fieldston Eagle...seriously, I can only hope I have a kid as precocious as he is one day.

“My first bite was of a plump Kumamoto oyster with green apples, a taste of fish and ocean united with sour apples and earth. The fabulous flavors battled long in my mouth. The second, oyster with shiso mint, was dizzying, but my favorite was oyster in ponzu sauce.”

He said the flavors battled long in his mouth! How very 19th century of him...little schmucko.
And that was just a TASTE of his critiqqquuueee...check out more here.
Bete'avon, suckas.

Candy is Dandy...

This kid would totally be my idol if he hadn't got slapped with 2 counts of felony...

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio - An Ohio teenager allegedly tried to pull off a sweet deal by ordering more than $37,000 of candy online and charging the bill to his former high school.

Police say the 18-year-old used a Middletown High School purchasing number to place orders for thousands of lollipops and candy bars from Michigan-based The Goodies Factory. It wasn't clear how he accessed the number.

Even though I know that theft is "wrong" I can't help but smile when the stolen objects of desire can melt in your mouth.
Yay for Candy!