Ok. I'll admit it. I've been bitten by the royal-wedding-fever bug...bitten real, real bad. But come on! This is so mega may-jah! Is it not every single girl's dream come true? He's a Prince! Guess what she's going to be? That's right - a PRINCESS!Well, Kate - well done. Your hair looked great, that dress really complimented the navy rock on your finger (which, I would appreciate you not wave around in our faces anymore, please. It just reminds us that our Princesstrial chances are up - and at best one of us will have to end up with "The Spare"), and you and HRH seem to genuinely enjoy one another...and have lots of "giggles".
Come "Spring or Summer of 2011", I will be gleefully watching from across the pond as you officially enter the world of high tea with the Queen, big funny hats, hemophelia, bloodsports, tiaras, pretty-princessy dresses and laughably-large Palaces...
If you see Buttercup, Mia, Cindy, Ann, Giselle, or Lea, send my regards.
Oh, and Kate, always remember: Never get involved in a land war with Asia.
